Zzzz

Believe it or not, I entered the office earlier than Boss.

In fact, I was the third person to reach the office!!! -pats self on the head proudly-

It caused a wee bit of hoo-ha when Boss came in and saw me all geared up for work. I was expecting him to praise him for my punctuality but instead...

Boss: OMG, did you even go home yesterday?!!!!!

Pfft.