Because

When work gets boring, and the mind starts to wander, there's only one person to go to.

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
ai kia steady mai?

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 lai lor
 
°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 wah.
 got benefits not
 any ongoing promo
 1-1?

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 . .. .   not atm

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 no benefits at all?!

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 you got me!

 wad more do you wan

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 tangible benefits maybe
 i dunno?
 -checks stocks-
 seems a bit old.....

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 ....  
 take it or leave it man

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 got exchange policy? if have then i take and play first
 then return in original packaging 7 days later.
 do i get a receipt?

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 exchange policy you have to pay a 300% levy for hopping out of your order

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 why do i pay levvy for something thats thrown onto my door step.
 its like some life sized sample.

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 and you have to pay subsequent fees for after maintainence
 you asked for a sample ma.

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 ya but this is bad marketing. i asked for a sample, u gimme one thats close to expiry with no promotions what so ever

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 yea...   but we are giving tis pre-expiring item to an ancient and obsolete requester
 that kind of strikes a great deal for you

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 it was a simple request, which requires requester to lower her usual standards to try out budget samples
 apparently they are called budget for a reason.
 Service not in your dictionary honey?

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 no lei. . .  *   i am da goods
 you go ask mah CS hotline

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 of coz u are hun
 i mean, This Fashion is considered a brand too.
 so yes. u're da (budget) goods.

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 i may not be expensive, but i am important and indispensible.

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 like a pad?

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 explains why you are here trying to strike a bargain for something budgety enough for everyone to afford.....
 like oxygen

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 sounds more like a pad
 with wings?

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 like the air you breathe*  *

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 the air i breathe is free
 i tot u're budget.
 now u r free.
 ahuh.
 as this conversation drags on, i could strike a 1 for 6 deal.

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 ah you are wrong....
 air is not free....  you tot it is cos you avent been paying your dues

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 u puking blood honey?

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 thats when karma comes around after too much free-loading

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 honey, if u have been paying for the air u breathe, thats pretty much a scam.
 u poor thing. perhaps thats YOUR karma?

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 you cannot imagine the price of it if it was brought to you by another supplier
 better start thanking your god

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 really honey, all the talk about the air is really enlightening and spiritually uplifting.
 but we're talking budget goods here

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 nah*

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 -points to iris-

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 you cant afford budget

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
 pretty apparent.
 ppl who can afford shut the hell up and pay and go
 i think i go find other buyer better

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 oh yes. i can't. with the appaling service standards, i really cannot afford to deal with sub par quality
 go dearie. i am spoilt by luxury. we are from different worlds it seems.

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
  *  your loss

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 and my gain. bless this diabolical world.

..iRiS.. x|Emily|x .†.NOIR.†. out of jam... and peanut butter is simply not good enough. says:
  *(the things they say when they cant pay up at the cashier)
 NEXT!

°l||l° 77 °l||l° says:
 (the excuses they give when they cant give gd service and products)
 -flips hair over shoulder and walks away gracefully-