A simple way to get your mum to agree to a tattoo:-
Me: Mum, can I talk to you for a sec?
Mum: Yes honey, wassup?
Me: I want a tongue piercing.
Mum (aghast): Why do you want to do that?
Me: Erm, because it looks beautiful.
Mum (frowning and trying to be patient and reasonable with a daughter who is way out of her teens): It’s unhygienic. Your tongue is the most important tool in your mouth. Why will you be so stupid to mutilate it!
Me: So you’d rather I get a tattoo?
Mum (ponders while stirring her coffee): Yes.
Me: But why?
Mum: Because at least, a tattoo is not life threatening.
Score: Mel 1, Mum 0
And if I am still dying to pierce my tongue, maybe I should start an innocent conversation about wanting to pierce my pussy instead.
I have the world’s hippest mum! =)
0 spanks on my perky butt.:
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