open ur champagne and lay the furry red carpet for me because the great wise mel is back. -big grins-

Yes, I know u have missed me so. -hands tissues all around-

I cannot tell you how many times I had the urge to march into the cockpit and tell the pilots to turn the plane around because i didn't wanna come back home.

it was like the death of a fantasy and hell no was i ready to come back to reality - whr people had to work. >.<

a mafia of emails is waiting to confront me now as soon as i go back to work.

-whines-

i dun wanna come back!

and i'm fucking seriously jetlagging. its 3am now and i'm fucken wide awake.

Damn, should have turned the plane around. >.<

0 spanks on my perky butt.: