It took 2 terrorist planes to bring America onto her knees in the 911 incident.
And it takes just ONE alleged terrorist to make a great portion of the Singapore Home Team boys scamper to the forests like dogs in search of him.
A fucking joke I tell you.
And as if that's not hilarious enough, it took 5 fucking days for the police to contradict their own statement. The underlined portion of the poster reads "... walks with a limp on the left leg" and this was circulated islandwide. And now our dear security team has decided that oh, his limp is not THAT obvious when he's walking.
Only when he's brisk walking or running.
5 fucking days later then you say.
Of course, this just makes the public's job soooo much easier. Seen a guy that looks like Mas? Ain't limping? CHASE THE FUCKER. If he runs and limps, you've got your guy, honey.
The incompetency of the police force has been discussed to death already. Honestly, it doesn't take a drama mama situation like little Mas to show you that. All you need to do is to have a real case that you need the police's help, go to the station, and hear their crap talk.
"I'm sorry, there's nothing much we can do about this. We can take your statements though."
Wow. I'm sure you went to the Academy for this. To learn how to write official statements. I hope they teach you proper ABCs and grammer in there as well.
And while our pathetic Security Force boys are out and about, burning their weekends on Selamat Hari Hari while their girlfriends screw their best friends instead, the public has decided to lend a hand... albeit a creative one.
It gives a whole new meaning to toilet breaks.
The many faces of Mas.
Damn funny lah, I tell you.
Oh shit. We really shouldn't be laughing when danger is running rampant on the loose.
And no, it's not Mas.
The real terror behind this incident is the ELITE bunch of overpaid crap we are counting on to guard the fucking nation.
Like my darling says,
The reason you sleep well at night is cos we sleep together with you!
0 spanks on my perky butt.:
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