Killing me softly with your typos.

Are there times when you really want to get a point across but you really don’t know how to?

I mean, in a politically correct way.

Because if so, please tell me how.

Regardless of my higher than average IQ, my EQ is really pit-low retarded.

I know your intentions are good. Really.

But still......

I want people to………

GET THEIR HANDS OFF MY WORK!

What’s the fucking use of me coming out with a beautiful copy for you, only to have it changed filled with typos without my prior consent?

Look here, if it’s a typo, I will know it before you.

If it’s a typo, the fucking Word document will point it out to me, if my sharp eyes don’t catch it.

If it’s a typo, I will have caught it in my 101th proof-read.

SO STOP CHANGING MY COPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if you really really have to, at the very least, make it correct!

I’m a person who’s very proud of my work.

Now I can’t even lift my head to look at it, without shriveling under the glare of the typos.

And its not the first time.

Now, how do I get this across politely?

You tell me.