Flashes of 2006

This is a photo update.

For the less intelligent, I shall repeat once more.

This is a photo update.

For those of you who have been hankering after me for photos, you can choke on the champagne now because yes, I have finally moved my ass to upload the damn things.

Everyone say 'Yippeee!'

And because this is a PHOTO UPDATE, plus the fact I have a whole bunch of outdated photos, it might take some time to load so God bless you if you are one of those untech savvy human being with a pathetic old fart for a computer (yes I am sniggering at you right now!).

WARNING: Before you embark on this photo journey, it is advised that you refrain from gasping or screaming or clutching your computer screens due to the highly talented photography skills.



First and foremost: Introducing The Camwhore....


Guess who's a hip hop fan?


He doesn't have the bling, but he sure has the dick...


... and that cutesy face you just wanna kiss.

Second In Line: The Gutter Kids


Erm... boo?


I see you see me see you!


I'm handsome. And I know it.


And I'm beautiful............... I hope.


And this girl is just FAT!


Going where no man has ever gone...


Drinking like no man has ever drunk...


And yet we love them so...


No matter big...


Or small...

Third In Queue: Baywatch Version 1.5


Watch the all new kid friendly Baywatch version 1.5...


With no bouncing boobs...


And tonnes of violence.

Swimming your way this December 2006.

The Fourth Soul: Viva La Vivo!


Be mesmerised by beauty of nature...


Be amazed at the style of my models...


Be jealous at my artistic talents...


You know I am good.


Damn good in fact.


Know also that I'm joking.

And since you have tolerated my godzilla ego thus far, you're in for a treat!

You will never imagine what my pal managed to capture out in the public open air of Vivo City:-
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A threesome!

Bless the holy handphone.

Amen.