Humour Of The Mind

I just had the funniest dream...

In the dream I was walking down the streets, minding my own business when I saw a car approaching me. I peered into the car and saw.....

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Evelyn driving.

(For the less informed, Evelyn is 1.55m, plump and a hypocritcal two faced bitch.)

Even in my subconscious state, it struck me as funny to see Evelyn behind the wheel because as far as I knew, she hasn't got her license yet. So I flagged and stopped the white Lexus RX300 lookalike.....................................

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opened the passenger door...................
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and asked:................................................
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"Your legs can reach the pedals meh?"