Me is......
ASSISTANT GROOMER! - big grins-
And my first customer for the day?
My very own lion in disguise!
Say goodbye to little Mr Goldilocks because his clumps of flyaway fur is driving me nuts.
Alex hates people touching his paws. Such a gay wimp.
He wasn't too hot about someone else touching his butt either.
Farewell bushy tail. No more dragging home twigs and leaves!
"Mama says no peeping there!"
Styling his butt. So the ants can admire while he shits, perhaps.
Performing the finishing touches.
Finally, after a hard day's work and a nose stuffed with fur, my boy in all his furless glory.
No more battling tangles! No more clumps of fur dancing on the floor! No more 2 hour blowdrying!
This assistant groomer sibey lazy to groom her dog.
Conclusion - FAIL.
I think I'll just stick to my day job. ^^
0 spanks on my perky butt.:
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